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06 agosto The poolI was born to be rich. I could float in the pool all day long. Boring? Hell no. I have a floating chair....I look up and the hummingbirds go whizzing by. Butterflies flutter overhead. The gold finches flit by chirping and chattering. Like being at an airport....natures airport. Wasps dip down for a drink and some get caught in the current. Fearing being stung, I dip them out and let them fly free. I listen to the neighbor kids laughing and screaming in their pool, thanking God they're not in my peaceful pool. I need to get some tunes out here. Some party music....neighbors had on Steely Dan... now thats boring! Good but boring.
Sometimes my poodle Cookie (aka Chester) joins me on the float. She sits on my fat belly with her sun glasses on. She's the captain of the USS Whaler....she's captain Chesterpeake. She observes the world around us, stopping to lick the water occassionally.....can let her lick up too much or she'll become Miss Piss. Today I enjoyed a few Pina Coladas while at the pool. I called my friend Michelle to come over and join me on the other float the USS Bloat but that dumb ass had her phone off. Oh well her loss.
Needless to say I could spend everyday floating and watching the airport. But I have to WORRKKK!! WOOOOORRRKK <scream it like Sam Kennsion>  |
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